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Pretty sure it’s Pig gets roasted.

I recently started eating that brand. The lack of safety strip freaked me out at first, but Jesus Christ, those tubs are so fucking hard to open that I got over it. No way are you opening one of those in public without drawing attention to yourself.

This is why the US desperately needs a new labor movement. It’s near-impossible for individual employees to effectively advocate for better treatment under conditions like this. People’s finances are too precarious, and most cannot risk their health coverage, and their housing, their family’s wellbeing, etc., and even

My spouse’s old company restructured, basically for regulatory reasons. They were given six months to sign a new contract which gave them all their existing pay & benefits but, ultimately, made it easier to fire them. My spouse’s coworker didn’t sign. It took them a month and half after the deadline to terminate him!

Yup. Somebody asked some Gilded Age robber baron or other how much money was enough and he answered “just a little bit more.”

Definitely - people’s lifestyles expand to match the size of their bank account, like how some animals grow to fit the size of their tank. My husband used to advise a high-ranking US bureaucrat on technical policy issues, and has kept in touch with him since he left the government to go into the private sector. One

This.

The author of the book is such a Meryl fan that she used Mary Louise Wright, her real name, for Perry’s mum as tribute! Celeste was also based on Nicole. Liane refused to let the rights of the book go unless Nicole herself was signed on. 

I also find the name fascinating in the both my husband and I are taken aback by how much her character reminds us of my own mother, even down to looks, and my mom’s name is...MARY LOUSIE.

interesting!!! great tidbit, thanks :)

I saw this thread of Mary Louise scream dubs this morning and can’t stop laughing.

Aaaaahhhhh, I wasn’t trying to be that mean (by posting an actual picture of what Chris looks like today).

citation needed

Thanks for telling me that LGBTQ representation doesn’t mean anything Jezebel. Fuck this brand of “feminism”. 

True story: I ordered a $6.99 bag of cable ties last week. It was scheduled to be delivered by 9 pm the next day. The next day, at 8 pm, I received a notice saying that “TBA” had attempted to deliver it, but that they couldn’t find a secure spot in which to leave it. I live on a quiet, tree-lined street, in a house

Does this mean they’ll finally stop nagging me about my $15 Amazon Restaurants credit?

Well I like your thinking on this and now plan to do the same on my birthday

“Happy 60th birthday to my husband, @VP!” she wrote. “May all your wishes come true! 🎂🎈🎉”

I have this problem too! My friend Janis diagnosed it as having trouble with the “ubiquitous blondes” and I have never forgotten that. Sienna Miller. Kate Bosworth. Dianna Agron. Naomi Watts. I’m sure there are others but I don’t know who they are because I thought they were one of these four women.

I know she is famous, but I only know her from Layer Cake. But, I am on the wrong side of the pond