I would puke if I was forced to drink a cup of coffee. That is revolting brown water that some like to add whip cream on like it’s some kind of milkshake. I’ve convinced myself people have acquired the taste, of coffee, like some cultures have taken to a Balut egg. Obviously, I’m in the minority on my feelings of…

Ugh! As if!

Was someone A.V. trippin? These are all stills from the previous episode.

Yes, he is a Hot One.

After seeing the prints from the Photo Booth, I presumed it was thermal paper. It’s the stuff receipts are printed with. It’s not an ink or photographic process. No idea on the shelf life.

James Arness died in 2011, so I hope she’s not still doing The Thing.

I was an occasional viewer of Northern Exposure, but Elaine Miles’ deadpan delivery was always a highlight. It seems Greene was matching Miles’ tone which made this opening scene fantastic. Those two should take the show on the road.

Special appearance by Belzer.

The finalists really were producing very mediocre results. I wonder if this was from poor casting, or if the time constraints are becoming more challenging. Maybe they could’ve extended bake times as the season went on since contestants were presenting slop in the allotted times. Perhaps, Britain just ran out of…

Yeah, I wish they still made donuts. I don’t drink coffee, so Dunkin' is useless.

So he didn’t want to take the job, but he thought we would enjoy hearing him whine about his success.

You mean like a contractor’s estimate? Those are always quite reliable.

The season is so off. Everything is blah. Oh, how to decide? Eeny meeny miny moe, you’re the queen that’s got to go!

How exciting! This is sure to triple my visits to Subway. 3x0=0. See, this already paying off.

That image of Goldie Hawn looks DALL-E sourced.

Some episodes are on YT. I guess nobody’s chasing the copyright.

I’ll watch Marnie as soon as I’m emotionally ready for Connery’s pluck eyebrows. It’s Bond meets the Jersey Shore.

MTV broke Drag Race. I’m not sure how the show has survived, over the years, with how they keep moving channels. This time format is so horrible. So far, this season is my personal worst watchable.

It’s the wide angle lenses they use at red carpet events. Anything outside the center of the lens, and/or a minor tilt of the camera creates distortions.

I saw ham hawk, not ham hock. I wonder if that would make a more tasty soup.