But he was the only one with a personality… but my thing, it’s a MacGuffin movie. Story starts with bad guy wanting incriminating chip. Movie ends with bad guy getting chip. Sorry everyone died, needlessly. The world getting destroyed was cathartic, though.

This is a pink Tide Pod they are calling sauce. Given the evidence presented, so far, anyone trying this is tempting death for clicks.

The only reason these men can pull this off is because they have bodyguards.

Any time spent on the internet is, life: grasping at straws.

If I was on a civil jury, Hertz would be paying, no less, than a million per day spent in jail. Actually, I should triple that since the lawyers take most of that.

I had seen Spring Awakening four times with the OG cast. As the female lead, LM’s character really didn’t get my attention. There were so many other characters that really stood out and shined. However, Glee, was a standout role—her voice was stellar and surprisingly she was funny enough. I kinda think there’s gonna…

I think we’ve collectively made the decision to take the “frog in the pot” way out. Luck will have it—the comet strikes on our last breath.

This must be like those Magic Eye posters. I’m not seeing it, whatsoever. Not the first time I’ve heard this resemblance, so I guess it’s me.

It was a missed opportunity for, Carnie.

I did the backpack thing through Europe in the 80s. I did the train from top to bottom, Italy. I’m of Italian heritage, as well. The Italians I encountered on the train was an assault on the senses. They were beyond loud, brash, rude and sexually aggressive. I planned on exploring the country, but I felt the need to…

I’m fairly sure Hank’s character gets killed in that movie. My old real estate was one of the stars in this, too.

Just start the slide show, and then click the “List Slides” button. After seeing the full list you can decide if the slide show is worth exploring fully.

I was totally picturing a mean drunk, Meryl Streep, give him “the nom.” Oddly, I also can’t picture Meryl Streep giving a fuck about Bradley Cooper’s “nom”. He definitely should not read the internet.

They do love nostalgic movie tropes. Will’s a goner.

I can only guess they decided to dumb the writing down for the Disney+ kid audience. The scene in episode one, where Larry, Moe and Curly chase Leia through the woods was a ripoff of the Home Alone nonsense. Then Obi-Wan got jealous of the gag, so he did the same bit in episode two. I wonder what high jinks I’ll get…

I couldn’t imagine not announcing yourself when entering someone else’s home. They’re putting their life on the line for no good reason. There are times people will react on instinct: shot first and ask questions later. Being surprised by someone in your home coming out of the shower would traumatize me.

So, you’re saying you have Boris and Natasha on speed dial. South Florida is a haven for the Russians parking ill-gotten gains. Probably why our rents are astronomical for locals, too. Thanks.

Back in the day, there was a summer I was working two jobs. Each night, Floating Into the Night, on loop, was my immersion therapy. However, it wasn’t as therapeutic for the adjoining apartment; it seemed to have the reverse effect on their mental health.

My pet peeve is the driver forfeiting the right of way to, I guess, be nice. Instead of it being, go when it’s your turn, it turns into a mind reading paradox. Even pedestrians do this. If a car has stopped for you to walk, because you have the right of way, just walk. Don’t stand there waving for me to cut you off.…

I watched this happen 3 days ago. The car in front of me smashed into a car coming out of a shopping center. The right lane was backed up while the left lane still had traffic moving. Well, someone thought it would be nice to leave the shopping center exit open for exiting. Unfortunately, someone thought it was a good…