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Well, the internet doesn’t do well when you want news in the background while cleaning the house. I don’t about you, but I get real distracted from all excellent Kardasian articles online. Who ever gets around actual news?

I miss having a 24-hour news channel. There was a time you could turn on CNN and get caught up on world news in 20 minutes. However, there seems to be nothing else happening in the world outside of politics. Sorry, Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell don’t fascinate me with 40,000 hours of political coverage and specials.

I have not been severanced to my recollection.

Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin Graphic: Netflix

Has anyone seen where I put my Geritol®?

Squid Game!

Zero chance there isn’t a swastika hanging somewhere in his home. Maybe a bedspread. Seriously, he’s a cartoon zealot.

There’s no other explanation. That’s exactly where I put the blame when I ate the entire pint of ice cream last night. The devil has a nasty sweet tooth, and I’m paying the consequences... or do I?

The hyperlink “instrumental covers” illustrates the song as instrumental in the series. I have no idea were the vocal version is being used other possibly for promoting the series. There’s a bit of bait and switch going on here.

Last month, I watched this video about ten times in a row. Grohl and Hawkins were great in character. In fact, I’m fairly sure, back when this came out, I thought the stewardess was a real woman.

Marian is an asshole, and Larry deserves much better.

I love strawberries, but artificial strawberry revolts me. I can’t even handle strawberry scented air fresheners or whatever. There’s a segment in Stranger Things where the Russian scientist asked for a cherry Slurpee but they picked up a strawberry instead. I felt his angst.

They missed the boat with Facebook Friends.

I’ve attended SDCC once. One Saturday, a friend and I decided to go. We just walked up, paid our $10 or something and went in. Too long ago to remember when that was. Late 90s, likely. I’ve tried so many times to get tickets in the lottery, and never got a shot. I’m done now. There was a time you could drive by the

I feel both entirely too stupid and, at the same time, too smart for the logic of NFTs.

Someone else here recommended something about deflation, but I don’t think that had anything to do with costs.

There’s a key to solving this problem that just came to mind.

I’m holding out for the return of the ascot, but that poodle is into some serious snack action.

Someone has a Sansabelt fetish.

Has anybody done Charles Nelson Reilly yet on Snatch? He was such a queen on Match Game and would pay homage to the concept of Snatch.