there’s a line in there about “waiting in the FOY-ER” which is the least rock ‘n roll thing you can possibly do

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

yesss - i graduated in ‘03 and looking back, I cannot believe the jokes I laughed at, the things I put up with to be included, or the *CLOTHES I WORE* (less important by omg, so grim). Dudes constantly calling everything gay, casual and constant racism, abortion jokes, friends whispering about guys who you had to be…

My biggest takeaway from the People article was that there is a Bachelor in Paradise Australia.

There’s a Bachelor in Paradise Australia? Welp, guess I have to track that down.

More red flags than an entire Soviet Union worth of May Day parades.

A few years ago I was at a party and somehow the iPod stopped playing shuffle and was just going in order, so the entire Autobiography album was our background noise and I was LIVING.

Her show (and music) was my jam in high school!!

Some weekends in high school it felt like the WORST to stay in on a Saturday night, but one chill night I had a gal pal over and we watched the Ashlee Simpson flub on SNL in real time. This was before social media, children! We were grateful to have someone else in the room to corroborate just what the help happened.

super appreciate that everyone just understood my bad run on typo and to “who” for gently reminding me that it was Portland not Seattle.

EdieBeale’sCostume, the PETA of feminism.

“shoplifting”

Every time something about her is posted I read it as Alex Mack and get very very confused.

As of five minutes ago!:

I like to think she sat there and did it the hard way. Maybe in solidarity

My favorite nonsense story about the royal family is this one. Basically, there’s a small movement in Russia that wants to recruit Harry to be their king, since he’s distantly related to their last one and having him on the throne would restore the country’s dignity and create international excitement. They’d call him…

If it was done across state lines, that’ll probably add Federal charges to the state ones. There will be multiple books to throw at this little fucker.

Pretty sure your “well, actually” shit got shut the fuck down in this thread. Have a seat.

IANAL, emphasis mine. SWATting itself is pretty clearly covered in 21-5415:

Kansas Penal Code 21-5403 - The killing of a human being commited

Intentionally or unintentionally but recklessly under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to human life

21-3404 for involuntary manslaughter

recklessly or during the commission of or an attempt to commit any felony or misdemeanor that…