This? Made my nipples hard.

Hi Lily. So many things are wrong with your pithy post, here. When was the last time you went camping and how did you have your coffee? Everyone's definition of camping is different and unless you've tried the coffee maker, you can zip it. How do you cook if you don't use a propane stove? Fire? Yes, completely…

I'm pretty sure he has a superiority complex. I have low expectations for this film. So low, in fact, I may not see it.

I feel like I've been turned over to Julian Assange. Now I'll never feel safe using my credit card.

My router says, "DHCP client list." Cake.

And his name seems like it would be on the "watch" list.

Set your timers, folks...

What? All the good movies are about spies, who cares where they're from?!

He should be jailed solely for wearing those shoes with shorts.

It looks like a plane on fire.

Who doesn't use a case on their iPhone? Wouldn't that eliminate the issues that everyone is bitching about? ug.

Now. BUT...it won't be. Also? When does txting/videoing/picing become as dangerous as driving drunk?

When do we start the "Best in iPad Apps?" Or is that not ever coming because there are only 4 apps in the iPad store right now.

Why can't they make a bluetooth version?

I thought maybe #10 hit a motorcycle, but I think that what I thought was a motorcycle is actually a piece of his fender.

I thought it was all electric? My bad. While I drive a great big Envoy...I still thing GM is evil. EVIL!

It would be really cool if I could get them to change my number to a local number.

Seriously? I did a quick survey of the 4 black girls sitting around me right now and they all have a stylist and they say that their stylist is black and that they wouldn't necessarily NOT want a white girl to do their hair, but they would want to make sure that they would like to see her work, first.

He's hot like a carnie. I totally expect to see him beside the Tilt-A-Whirl, drunk...and still operating the controls. Or the Scrambler! Ooooh...