Congressman #1: “There’s this great game I’m involved in where the players put down some money, and if you pick the right guys who perform for you, you can win back your investment, like, a thousand times over! Millions! Except if you want to win the big bucks, you need to deposit a lot of money. And everyone seems to…

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

Yeah, I heard the rummor that sex was removed, because of “kids” feature, their complicated AI was too heavy on the system, so the devs desided to sacriface that pointles minigame.

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

It’s not 1998 anymore. Many people play their pcs on their couch with a controller.

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

Dipshits In Cars Getting Prune Juice

“Your wife is a whore!”

gotta say, I’m not surprised by the amount of people going “but I have no time to practice!”, but that’s just a silly excuse imo. From what I’ve seen and played, most fighters have very similar fundamentals. If you learn one of them, you’ll be halfway decent in most of them.

This is all so fucking insane.

Wow, Kareem has his jeans rolled up. Are those hand me downs from Manute Bol or something? Seriously, how fucking long are those jeans?