That transit expert really broke their own analogy. The whole point of the elephant-wine glass metaphor is that some things never change; elephants will always be too big for wine glasses. If you add the “assuming they stay the same size” part, you’ve turned it into a “some things will always be the same unless they…

Ah, my mistake, I suppose I forgot about our ongoing sacred white duty to turn all public fora into Call of Duty voicechat.

You’re kinda being an enormous butthole, dude.

We always knew they had it in the bag

“Personae non gratae”. Yeah, yeah, being that guy, I know.

Agfa.