Counter: this show is Kathryn’s earning potential (for now) and Thomas already ruined his career. This show is a terrible idea for her whole family, but we do not let silly shit like putting our children first or common sense get in the way of ego and fast money. When I want to watch reasonable people making sound…

how is adult babby formed?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

It would be more hilarious if Melania filed for divorce RIGHT NOW.

Despite their allusive relationship to cameras or traceable evidence, the folks who robbed Kim Kardashian have messed up.

“We have black lives matter written in our window”

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

You would SERIOUSLY hope not. But that’s what our Algonquin Roundtable has come up with for now; there’s a lot more time in the day for us to wildly speculate and not do work.

The bizarre thing is each found the other too sanctimonious to tolerate.

Do you work for Star? You do now!

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

They also add that (per a source) her “decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.”

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.