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The very website you link to says,We’ve lost at least 73,462 Black lives to COVID-19 to date. Black people account for 15% of COVID-19 deaths where race is known.” We’re 12% of the general population of the U.S., so we’re a bit overrepresented in terms of total deaths, but we’re NOT a majority of deaths...

What would new versions of Archie Bunker and George Jefferson really look like?”

I don’t know if that’s a question America needs answered right now. I don’t know that “bigotry, but also funny” is a needle that today’s writers can thread.

Dramatization of Assange:

The only thing I can think of is:

That’s why I’m a fan of Pillboy and Donkey Doug’s Double Trouble, the energy drink/body spray hybrid for the thirsty and smelly bro on the go.

Her half-sister is gonna be so pissed off about this.

Agreed.  Woody Allen ruined Woody Allen movies for me.

What the fork is Kristen Bell doing there?

Not exactly a CP time story, but still my favorite “how the fuck did I make this flight” story: several years ago I was flying from NYC to San Francisco to meet my fiancée’s family, departing out of JFK. I used to only fly Delta, so I usually flew in and out of LaGuardia and I definitely made a mental note that I was

I can't think a better expression of an anti-dope policy than suspending Ryan Lochte.

Maybe he tells them he was being robbed by the machine, and not using it. That should get him a pass.

It’s a good thing Amy Adams decided to clone herself in the early 2000s. That was a smart move.

They got her to tone down her message. It WAS going to be a $20,000 light cardigan with “Work sets you free” in glittering gold script. 

And when Andy Cohen kisses a third dementor, you get Thomas Ravenel.

What, like it’s hard?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.