This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

"Grandpa," the young boy asked, his vision caught by one of the faded magazine covers in the abandoned supermarket , "Who were the Kardashians?"

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

Can we please find Danielle Staub and get her reaction to Teresa going to prison. I think it would be something like this.

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.

I can't even contemplate how horrifying this is, so I would just like to point out that his facial hair looks like a penis. I think "dickbeard" is my new go-to insult for scum of the earth.

A legion of internet trolls who were working furiously to be the first to post a "gone to merge with V'Ger" meme picture just had to delete their handiwork.

"I don't care about the TV show or materialistic things."

At least the tables will be bolted to the floor.