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Bobby, what about that scene where the girls describe how spontaneous and fun their mother was, waking them up in the middle of the night to make brownies, sending them to school (*when* they went to school) with nothing for lunch, etc. but the grandmother knows its not spontaneity or fun, it’s their mom’s mental

Really? I have never heard of that. What state?

But hasn’t he been a screaming liberal for his whole adult life? And a vocal LGBT ally? Would he really have a problem with that? Weird.

Marion might be smarter than him because, you know, that’s not hard. But isn’t she some kind of anti-Semitic 911 conspiracy nut? I am surprised he’s ignoring that, if all this is true.

Pretty sure that “fermented” is redundant there.

I 100% thought you were going to say “a head for business and a bod for sin”.

Wait, Kanye really can’t pronounce Kardashian? Or it’s just some sort of inside joke between him and the other K’s?

Tell your friend that his/her love for Jewel can be restored because she didn’t actually fix her teeth. She just wore dentures to play June Carter Cash in a movie. Here she is slightly snaggle-toothed from last Fall. http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a159…

Fine, fine, I am one of those assholes that rarely leaves my desk for lunch and I *do* resent it when others do it on the regular. Go ahead, go out to lunch, but don’t roll in around 9 and then act like it’s your God-given right to leave your desk every goddamn day for an hour and a half to have lunch and then leave

I have to admit that I was a full grown adult before I found out that men do NOT use toilet paper after they pee. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He clearly has no idea what any of those words mean.

It’s Leland Palmer after his hair went white. I have goosebumps!

Disagree. I will now teach myself how to make a pivot table in Excel so that I can do the same thing.

Some neighborhood kid harassed my sister and my Mom threw us all in the car and cruised the neighborhood looking for this kid like she was the Terminator looking for Sarah Conner. When she found the kid she got out of the car, chased the kid down and slapped her.

I like this girl but I am disturbed by her appropriation of my naturally occurring gray hair. I EARNED this silver and snow missy! /joke

Aah! I can’t place the photo Bobby ‘shopped and it’s driving me crazy. Little help?

I feel similarly. I watched this show (and am old enough to remember the Montreal Olympics) and when Bruce said “I am a woman in my soul” or something to that effect all I could think is, “but you are extremely masculine!” I don’t sense a single iota of femininity in him, not one drop. Whatever Bruce eventually does

Method: Chantix

"Piglet, put that pepper down!"

Well, to be fair, no one claimed that Bristol agreed with her mom's 'abstinence-only' position at the time. so who knows whether she's a hypocrite. On THIS issue, I hasten to add.