You’re right, one of the candidates does seem like the type of dude who draws dicks all over pictures of celebrities...!

I am also glad Perez Hilton is not running for president.

I used to work at American Girl Place and they had to ban these shoes because kids kept getting them stuck in the escalators. BABY LESBIANS? MAYBE!

My local farmer’s market/grocery plays exclusively Mariah Carey. They know their audience and I love it.

This. I don’t own a car, so I have to Zipcar my dog to the vet - which happens to be 2 minutes away from Trader Joe’s. My dog can chill in the car for a couple minutes (especially when the weather is nice) and I kill two birds with one stone. It doesn’t seem like such a big deal.

I sometimes take solo road trips with my dog and I’m always worried someone will break her out of my car when I run in somewhere to pick up food or go to the bathroom. If it’s even a little warm, I leave her in with the windows up and the AC on, and it’s always for a short time, but even so, I’ve come out to see…

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I DEFINITELY thought you were talking about the early 90's TV show “Sisters”

What were the “pint” shenanigans!! (Aside from the name of my new band.)

They could DEFINITELY properly correct it, then. It’s unfortunate they’re hanging their hat on this content as “news” - this provides no information at all.

Why not just remove it? The story doesn’t provide any new information and runs counter to what Jez is supposed to be about. It’s literally the asshole following you down the street yelling at you to cheer up three days after your dad died.

But she’s so pretty when she smiles!

Oh, I’m also an old (college in the early 2000's) - I guess I just feel like kids now should learn this stuff early! Email never goes away and you should never write something in an email you wouldn’t want everyone in the world to read - SPECIFICALLY, if you’re going to be rude and garbage-y.

I’d find it really hard to listen to Ashly defend herself in any way, here. Though, it is a tough way to learn several valuable lessons.

Am I the only one terrified for Winnie when Ashly finds out this has gone viral??

I think we need to insist that he be publicly weighed and measured! If he refuses this, he’s most certainly lying! If he weighs more, or is shorter than reported, who KNOWS what else he might be hiding!

Well, and also, if there was a HINT that Hillary had offered her weight and lied about it, IMAGINE the fallout.

I wonder how many of the other numbers in this letter have been accidentally inverted!

Pretty sure yesterday it was reported he weighed 267. If that’s correct, he’d be considered obese.

I could swear yesterday it was reported that he was 267 lbs. That’s a fair difference, and seems closer to correct. Not that I personally give BMI much credence, but it’s the difference between being just overweight and well into “obsese” territory.