barelyfunctional
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barelyfunctional

I completely disagree about getting a Twix bar in with your Chinese food, especially if it’s delivery. It wouldn’t survive the trip; 90% of what you would get at a Chinese place is hot, on top of which you get a box of steamed, hot rice. Your Twix bar would be a melted, crushed wad of disappointment by the time you

How the fuck did Sacramento make this list but not Raleigh?

It really only makes sense as a surrogate for all of Hawaii.

Just wanted to point out that the second picture was actually taken on Ft. Bragg near what I think I recognize as Sicily DZ.

I just drank a bunch of Kiuichi beers and now I'm having a Firestone Walker Easy Jack because yet again the girl I'm dating probably isn't into me. Cheers all!

Honestly, I have fond memories of shrimp Alfredo mainly because of the sheer amount you got and the abundance of shrimp and cheese in it. But the biscuits are still the major reason for RL's greatness in my mind.

That’s a scenario my friends and I discussed as well, but you have to remove yourself from the context of the Republican Primary and think about the fact the you’re trying to rationalize the possibility that the future President of the United States will have a public record of blatant racism and advocacy for

Good point, but given the alternative in the situations in which someone finds themselves eating an MRE, I’d guess they’d either be willing to take the risk or try to get the Tuna meal (which contains an actual packet of plain Starkist Tuna).

MREs already can be gluten free. The meal components are in sealed packages and all have ingredient lists. For example, the Pork Rib can be considered gluten free since its meat patty is in its own sealed package, as are the mashed potatoes and fruit salad that come with it. All the bread that is in the meals is in

Don’t you put that commie extra time in mah footbaw!

You mean like a pension of up to 70% of your salary at the time of retirement, housing allowances, tax exemptions, and free comprehensive health care for you and your family?

The way he drank that water during his response to the State of the Union was all I really needed to convince me he's nuts.

Yeah you gotta give him like 20 minutes to get there though some he lives in Rancho now...lol

So it's like the Prost/Senna debacle?

Is he like a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief then?

I think she'll keep hammering on the Sailors being detained in Iran like Cotton on CNN

The worst part is that the new Pope doesn't really push the church in a really liberal direction outside of the economic inequality stuff.

I’ve never looked at the header images and been hit with cravings until this one. Damn you for finding my green tea ice cream kryptonite!

If you’re willing to do some digging, you could probably find something in a military surplus store. You might get lucky. Either that or eBay?

I know right? I don’t think I could ever just get one, either.