Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

I’m with you, sis.

No, but when she says she didn’t want to tell anyone what she saw because they’ll think she’s “on crack” Mulder asks “Are you?” and she says “Well, yeah.” so...

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

Oh man, it just keeps getting better. I never ever ever want Rob and Chyna to break up.

Analog dick pics! OMG

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

I know exactly how you can avoid this sort of crazy. Don’t send your kids to a preschool that costs more than the average salary in the United States. Just a thought.

I’d sue them based on all those fucking acronyms. Holy fuck.

White people.

Like your mom.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

The big question = litterbox:
Yay or Nay?

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

Obsessing over Amber takes his mind off obsessing over Beyonce and defending her honor when she doesn’t win an award.