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Does Ray J own Kanye’s kids? Per Kanye logic he does.

You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me

So Charlie Sheen didn’t tell the women he was sleeping with he was HIV positive. He pressured his girlfriend to have an abortion so she wouldn’t have a “retard baby” with HIV. He quit taking his HIV medications for awhile because he apparently knew better, and now it turns out he didn’t even give the heads up to his…

Denise Richards- awful Bond girl, seemingly stand-up awesome lady.

“more than one hundred pages of alibi documents”

This is a rare feeling for me, but does he really deserve this level of vitriol? Like I get it, his tweets were incredibly naive and definitely speak to the cloud of privilege he must have lived in his entire life, but also the fact that he was disturbed by what he saw suggests to me that he has at least a shred of…

To be fair though, Fallon never pretended to want to be politically involved, He came from SNL and wanted to do comedy. Whereas Colbert is trying to continue the work he was doing on Comedy Central, only without the Colbert Report character.

Holy shit, I hope I’m that spry at 74. I’m 30 and I won’t even fucking run to catch the train.

Is “I want him to be my Grandpa” the new “I want to have a beer with him?”

If your son or daughter was sick and in constant pain, wouldn’t it make you happy to know they are now in a place with none of those things? Whether or not you believe it’s real, I don’t see how it’s hard to understand their thought process based on their beliefs. I don’t see anything weird about it.

I’m a non-believer but I don’t mind people that are religious. People that discriminate based on religion are immature morons.

Their response is great, though. They couldn’t care less about what their opinions are. There’s strength in that, and I respect it immensely.

These trolls are the ones that have problems. Game makers need to be able to tell a story, just like movie makers get to do.

When I worked for a dentist, we couldn’t put a patient under with a general unless we were set up as a surgical facility. Most dentists aren’t. So, wow, that is just fucked up.

On behalf of ridiculous injury sufferers, I could see his accidents being just that...accidents. I dislocated my knee during catholic mass, tore a ligament in my thumb when someone grabbed my bag to help me and twisted my hand, strained my jaw eating a chocolate croissant. There is oh so much more. I don’t drink ever.

Well, of course she wore workout clothes. Have you ever tried to hold a store full of people hostage? You're going to break a sweat doing that.

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

You know it’s bad when Alan “I tell all the inappropriate jokes” Cumming is distressed.