The part (Okay, one of the many parts. I grew up around guns. I know how to be safe with them. How to shoot. How to care for them and most importantly of all - how to not be so god damned for fucks sake what the hell is WRONG with people STUPID with them. - I get tetchy and lectureish in this realm because of, we’ll…

I would have no choice but to. I still went thru with things and married a man who, as groomsgifts, made honest to god combat capable lightsabers. Might be one of the few brides in the world who got to sit out most of the dancing (I had double pnemonia, I was thrilled for the save. Or I would have been if I hadn’t…

I’m somehow shocked she didn’t manage to work the phrase “my father” into each sentence. I swear the woman has a tic centered around those words. It’s usually like a record skipping to hear her speak or write. And if Whoopi cut her off and dragged a conversation back to it’s actual point, it was always because Meghan…

I’m wondering if it actually goes into a ~legal~ grey area when she photo shopped with the makeup on. Brands in magazines have to disclose if the makeup has been mucked about with (although I think it ‘only’ counts if they photoshop the bits that have the makeup on it. If the shampoo commercial wants to utterly…

Is anyone else struggling to refrain from giving into the desire to go into FB headquarters with some wire cutters and a baseball bat? Even if the servers used are globally placed, a few minutes to just beat the shit out of something at FB would be tension relieving.

Wait. They can use a PUPPY that is made for cuddles and hugs to find covid and they are using nasal swabs that practically poke your brain hard enough to make you forget the name of your 9th grade French teacher instead?

That size, if you agree we go in halfsies, I think I can tuck him into a purse and get gone before anyone notices. What do you say? Time to perform the ultimate buddy comedy caper heist? You get the peanut butter, I’ll go find a bag perfect for carrying furry cargo safely. I know a guy.

She might have started out as a poor golddigger who got in too deep, just thinking sleep with this creepy old guy, have a kid, retire to a nice island somewhere and live with a string of cabana boys (or girls) on settlements, alimony and child support checks. But pretty quickly, she had to see where this was heading…

If that worked, I wouldn’t have had to get new upholstering for my car back in college. Believe me, I asked. A lot. Wench still went and had the baby. (attempting to add at least a tiny bit of truthful humor into a situation that makes me want to hit things. Hard.)

Just realized something. I am a mean, terrible awful person with a giant gaping void where my soul and capacity for caring should be.

I’m going to assume they mean planned deliveries. Emergency room visit with a gasping woman threatening bodily harm to anyone who doesn’t get the baby out NOW will likely (hopefully) have the baby there. Just moved afterwards? Hopefully?

To quote my granny - Don’t know what is wrong with them, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce and expensive to treat.

Equally evil, but when you add certain explicit details to any situation like this, the brain starts to shut down in desperation. And while it is wrong, there is a built in animal need (normally) to protect ones own young, so when someone kills their own child, and in such an insanely brutal way, it WILL come across…

Don’t don’t don’t DON’T ever give into any tiny bit of curiosity and eventually ask. Trust me. Life isn’t only too short, it’s too hard to get a good spot on the waiting list for a new liver the booze required to survive the experience to risk it. Been there. Done that. I now have to take anti-anxiety meds before…

I know there must be, but for the life of me, I honestly can’t name off the top of my head a single serial killer that ‘generic white guy who all the neighbors thought was a nice, if quiet man’ doesn’t fit. Family annihilator too. Toss mass school shooter in there as well. Hell. Most ‘mass shooters’ fit the same…

This can sometimes result in uncomfortable situations, I will confess. I have no kids that don’t have tails and fur, but apparently the mommy vibe is strong and I have a weird problem where kids I don’t know attach themselves to me. My rule has become a “Where is mommy/daddy/your person, let’s go find them” and stick…

Eh.... in the right circles, it was pretty well known but he was on that list of untouchables that people ignored. (Look at how long it took before anyone actually hollered the place down with Weinstein. He was powerful, had money, was known to pay people to keep their mouth shut. He was a known danger for decades.…

Why ~thunk~ Do ~thunk~ I ~thunk~ Keep ~thunk~ Reading ~thunk~ Covid ~thunk~ Articles ~thunk~!?! ~THUNK... followed by sound of the wall I was beating my head against breaking completely.~

If I needed one more piece of proof to toss onto the pile of reasons Im glad I said ‘fuck it’ at the end of 9th grade and decided to homeschool myself (so I don’t sound like an idiot with that - I got some of the highest test scores in my state at the time and graduated fully before my 16th birthday so it wasn’t like…

How the hell they don’t just get mass walkoffs of ALL for this shit, if not athletes just in general and as a whole is surreal. But if they want fellow sportmen to stand next to them, perhaps time to make a few teams of the male side of the coin compete in bikini bottoms. It won’t mean much to the spectators, but have…