bardicbirdjenna
BardicBirdJenna
bardicbirdjenna

I’m going to embrace my full country girl (who has also lived in big cities) hat now and issue the following long nagging warning/request to all, just nod your head and say “Yes Auntie Jenna”. I’ve got family deep in this nuts. As far as I know (and would be shouting into the phone of all reporting areas if I did)

IF?

I am perfectly okay with this.

It depends on who/what he orders. In some cases, the best folks could manage would be to drag their heels. While there are checks to what HE can do, there are things he can still order OTHERS to do (or at least begin) that it’s a hell of a lot to ignore. Best example I have is the pardons. He can pardon who he chooses

As sick as it makes me to say this - yeah, people would/will do things for him. Keep in mind, this shitstain is still, until the inauguration (or someone finds the stones to invoke the 25th or, maybe more possibly and hopefully, he finally strokes out in his rage) the President. Technically, it would be treasonous to

“Technically, one could eat a Viennetta alone, over the course of a few days”

The ONLY chance the Trump kids have right now is to pull a trick out of ol’ dad’s playbook. He basically had his dad put away and took over. Sorry buddy, turns out the covid treatment, when rushed, can cause stroke/heartattack/bloodclot somewhere or other which can have a massive cognitive consequence and you just

Mitch kicked this off by, and I am about to vomit having to write this, doing the right thing - if in the most pained, trying to cover his own ass now it’s not gonna be the majority leader, trying to make the republicans sound like the good guys kinda way. Watched his speech on the floor with my mouth hanging open, I

I think someone forgot to tell her how Attila the Hun ended.

Hell, I’m willing to break out the poi pots (fire dancing) from my back closet to join the fun. Not sure about totally, barring mask, naked though. May I come if I dance in my chainmail bra top? As a HHcup, I could really hurt someone if one of my breasts goes rogue in a turn. (Not kidding. These suckers are

Snorting hot coffee isn’t fun. Take your damn star while I go try and clear out my sinuses from that highly highly inappropriate and oh so fucking wonderful comment. You may owe my cat Pasithea an apology though, the floofbutt damn near somersaulted off her perch and is looking wide eye to see what made me make such a

There are more and more days I’m finding that having brain damage is actually working out for me. (Condense to clarify: car accidents suck, I hate drunk drivers, now I have epilepsy and some rather highend seizures. Nothing but the best for this gal....) I’m smart. Ish. Holding on hard to the Ish. Always been research

Turns out he honestly believes the vaccine will alter your dna.

Mine won’t perhaps sound amazingly wonderful in the first half of the sentence, but push on thru to what goes after the comma -

Ohio is getting to be well known for it’s racist behavior. Frighteningly, it’s no longer something hidden, but is blatant in it’s behavior. Moron near me flies two giant confederate flags (I mean giant. Well over 6ft long. No clue how he drives with that crap on his tailgate) on his truck. You know. The freaking ENEMY

This is fucked up on so many many levels. He’s a (well, hopefully only ~was~,if they don’t yank his license I give up on the world) pharmacist. That someone in that job would do something this insane is utterly terrifying. What other meds has/will/would he be willing to tamper with? And he didn’t just give those

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“The decent person in me wants to feel sorry for his family’s loss, because COVID outright sucks.” I’m struggling the say way to dredge up what would be considered the correct moral reaction.

No one deserves to die from horrible illnesses. In this case though, it’s not the same exactly. His behavior would be on par with someone having sex repeatedly with multiple partner all with AIDS while refusing to wear a condom. It still sucks and is devastating to contract the illness, but when a person refuses to

I’ve eaten my weight in these more than a few times (in my defense, I was being forced to wear a Swiss Miss/Heidi of the Alps type costume all summer long for tourists as a teen, the oliebollen were well earned. And having to run around like the hills were alive with the sound of, frankly me bitching about having to

Please tell me you are suffering the same desire to smack those twits I am. (or, if you have somehow managed to do it.... any advice on proper procedures?) It has made my brain seriously itch to keep running into morons who, a year ago, were lecturing on and on and on and ON about their bunkers and time at the gun