bardicbirdjenna
BardicBirdJenna
bardicbirdjenna

There is something so utterly beautiful in walking into the bedroom where my husband is laying across the bed scrolling on his phone, plopping down to announce ‘I have a new favorite holiday carol’ watching him just look blank but after stating the title watching him bolt instantly to YouTube, watch the video three

Ah the joys of being just a bit colorblind. I just go for colors I can see clearly. If it isn’t black/grey/blue jeans, it’s a vivid vivid jewel tone since once you start muting things or adding brown tones to them I get visually lost. Do they work on me? Um. I ~think~ so? I mean, I’m so freaking pale when I wear

There is also the small issue of where she grew up. Not to be all geographically judgy, I spent my life shuttling constantly between the deep south and waaaay the hell up north as a kid and if you live below the mason dixon line... you damn well know what that term, in that context, means. If she had told a friend she

Your mouth. God’s ear.

Annnnnd that’s enough news for the day.

Considering the ridiculous amount of money I’ve spent in the last few months going thru Pulp’s drivethru (smoothie fast food chain), I seem to be right on trend. Nice! May never be fashionably trendy, but at least I might be culinarily? (In my defense of a ridiculously large amount of money spent on what is

An easy way to avoid that (often, not for all) seems a bit weird at the first step - start cooking seriously plain.... for the initial cook. If you eat meat, a bit of just pepper and garlic while it’s cooking, and cook a slightly larger than you need for 2/3 meals. Beans? Grains? Ditto. Steam/Roast veggies with as

I was going to go with the best kind being one of only two options : chocolate peppermint candles (which, quite frankly are awesome and a great break from the inevitable tidal wave of cinnamon ~everything~ the is the scourge of the holiday season. Yes, I like cinnamon. But one of the few nice things about not being

Not a worry. I try to believe the best in people - ESPECIALLY when it’s pretty obvious I made a moronic mistake. I was honestly more worried, right after I hit publish ‘shit, ForEvah is going to think I’m being a sarcastic git’ and was worried myself. I goofed, you let me know politely, I needed to apologize, and

EEP! This is what I get for typing my iPhone! Ack. Ack. Ack. Ack. The truly annoying thing was I was trying to be so careful - my brain would not grab a hold of her last name’s spelling and I kept scrolling back up to recheck. Which means I must have looked at it a half dozen times. Wish like hell I could edit more

Rich, I’m gonna take issue with something in your article here. Happens with so many trials, but it still needs called out. Six paragraphs, and the absolute last paragraph at that before you actually NAMED the person she stabbed and murdered. She wasn’t tried and convicted for “The Manson Family Murders”, no matter

The woman was horrifically, wonderfully, out of control insane....

It will be a head to head to see who buys more copies. Yes, his mob will buy the book in droves, but almost as frustratingly - so will the liberal side of the coin. Some to hate read (I’ll confess I’ve watched FOX at times, sometimes to know what corner my folks are going to be protesting around next, sometimes in

I just hope they work on a strictly pay as they go contract. Not an inch of concrete poured or a bit of drywall hung until each item is payed for in advance. And hopefully by one of the construction companies that build those tacky developments that LOOK expensive as hell, inside and out, cost the earth... and you can

Might possibly be ~for~ the poor bastards in the secret service that have to protect this jackass. Not for any kind of comfort for them, but all that security equipment and round the clock squads to protect the Trump family from being dragged out into the street and flogged has to go ~somewhere~! Isn’t it lovely what

I’m legit confused. Wouldn’t going to a journalist to complain about a group’s leader be WORSE for someone then just coming flat out and saying it publicly? I mean, the current guy in the whitehouse (well, golf course, but thousands are being spent on security so he can go play with his balls, so it’s the same as

If I want to buy random or oddball things (and most of my possessions, from the kitchen to my underwear drawer like fall someone into those groups) I’ll go to etsy or, once the plague is over, an artfair/stall/small business/Amazon as a last resort. Why in god’s name would I some $100 pair of tights some twit using so

I AM worried about this. Took almost a ~month~ of tries to get just flu shots for my husband and each time nada. Nope. We finally got lucky a little into week 3 (about ~11~ tries in!) to nab the flu shots. It wasn’t they were having a run on them, either. People just weren’t GETTING them, so the stores weren’t

Could go anywhere here, come from an utter freakshow of a family. You might think though is would be the uncle who actually prayed ~against~ me and my damned soul on Christian radio that went overseas on military bands as well as his church is/was one of the megachurches of freakdom (Weirdly proud of this, to be fair.

Just remember, the call is only as long as your battery lasts, and damn it all... doesn’t the sucker seem to overheat and drain fast these days? I really need to get it fixed, but with covid closing so many things down getting it serviced is so difficult and Amazon has been out for ~weeks~ now due to demand. Alas