I am a horrible terrible person.

Someone is going to have to get the launch codes away from him. He IS still (and I feel like I might barf writing this) president a bit longer. Snakes are risky, thrashing snakes lashing out blindly though are terrifying.

I think it isn’t the unenthusiastic votes that are the issue - but instead, after it became clear we were stuck with Joe, the articles still about how crap the man is kept going. Yeah, he sucks. Thankfully, he sucks ~less~ than Trump. But the more the negative stories came out (and Jezebel isn’t the only one) the more…

Oddly enough, as I was sitting here reading this, I was munching my way thru a bag of sugar snap peas. Don’t normally eat them this way, but 1: snacks are gone barring popcorn downstairs, which leads to 2: getting more, even an online Walmart order where the bring it would and I can simply sit, still would require…

Great, now I have the image of Lindsey Graham dressed up like one of the girls in Sweet Charity singing Hey Big Spender. ~shudder~ Thanks a lot for that image right before bed!

Oh FFS. You are right. Utterly and completely right. The man should be smacked up the back of the head (And because my brain is a wobbling mass of mush at the moment, just to be clear because reading this back to myself, not sure if it comes across the right way - I am not being sarcastic. You legit are right.)…

I’m conflicted - if he asked her dad, another older male figure in her life, brother (if she has one) it is creepy beyond the telling. (And I say that as someone who A: had a pissed off family because my husband didn’t go hat in hand asking for me and B: had her parents then sit down an explain that while I would be…

There is the possibility the station uses the Dt Coke to set Kornacki traps when he jitters too much. A trail of cans leading to a blanket based net where he is firmly but gently wrapped until he passes out.

Oh god, are you serious? I’ve been just skimming the ‘has anyone got a clue who is gonna be president’ newsline maybe once every two hours (my stomach can’t take more. I’ll read actual breakdowns later, when I’m not in worry of a breakdown) and hadn’t seen that yet. Jezebel is actually the only place I’ve let myself…

Eh, not too worried about it. He’s been screaming for a wall for 5+ years now and all that has happened is millions wasted and 12 foot sample sections propped up in the middle of nowhere. The barriers are likely to be something taken from a garden center. You know the ones, the utterly pointless fences some people…

Let’s see... how am I handling this... ah.... not well.

To put it simply?
Yes. Yes they were. I’ve spent the last two years watching my family dissolve and gleefully let all the things I had to clue they had hidden under their rugs. It’s a freaking party over Revelations. Gleeful over the idea of blood in the streets.

I had planned to be completely disconnected and just... not be here on Wed, but the doctor just called and apparently the pelvic exam I had last week has necessitated me coming back three weeks earlier than the scheduled appointment so I’m getting the fun choice of “what will stress me out worse, election results…

1: how can you see her headdress over a dress so horrifying it looks like a seamstress took cheap polyester, threw an iron down on it, and wherever it melted and puckered, slapped a seam (or more likely a gluegun) to hold it into place, which leads to

Kids DO need to be better prepared to protect themselves. Things happen. Knowing some way to possibly save themselves or at least get to help for an adult to swing into action and I’m kinda surprised how over the last decade or so kids I’ve known seem pretty oblivious to the basics.

This kind of rah-rah girl power makes me itch. No, we don’t celebrate people just because they have the same downstairs plumbing as you do. Women can be utter bitches (just as men can be right bastards - and for those on the spectrum, please choose the expletive of choice at your own discretion) and there has to be…

No more celebs. Please. Honestly, I’m beginning to lean more and more towards the Terry Pratchett (Discworld series, if you skip the first three, dear god read them. Funny satirical fantasy.) mode of politics. Elect your dictator of choice and promptly put them into prison. Let them get on with things all while safely…

The who KKlan can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care, but oh god, I shouldn’t have read the post Chrissy Teigen wrote. I’m actually sobbing. Most of why, long story and not worth conflating here beyond having this just break my heart for her family. I don’t follow her much, do like her cookbooks,…

Sadly gran was, ah, let’s go with ‘determined’ woman. He barfed, she made him another shake. Her medical ideas were rather unique, she also was a huge fan of cod liver oil, thought a straight Tbsp of pure peppermint oil (not the 3-4 ~drops~ in water the directions called for) was a great way to settle the stomach (it…

Unless there is a serious and miraculous result in the whole raw egg thing, the time I spent wishing someone had killed Rocky for his diet was justified.