Having a Mac is like having the prettiest, shiniest Lotus, (“Oooh! Shiny! Can I pay 100% more for it, please?”) with a 4-cylinder engine inside it (because Macs don’t always use the best parts), with the hood welded shut (because Apple doesn’t want you looking in there), and not being able to upgrade the engine (same…

Running windows on a mac is more like buying a Ford, but putting a Ferrari engine in it.

Why do people seem to think that “I made this work” translates to “Everyone can make this work.”