Easy, Trump will make the US become a puppet State for Putin, and after his term will still somehow blame this on Hillary and Obama

Fun fact.

Untreated adult ADHD is painful to watch. Trump’s answers often boil down to: Hey, SQUIRREL!!!

Not so fast with the mockery, Putin has an 82% favorability rating with his people.

Except for the fact that ISIS was formed at the Abu Ghraib detention facility when prisoners held meetings, worked out a chain of command, and traded phone numbers and contacts by using Indelible markers to write it on their underwear for when they got out.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck this means?

How’d you get past the duck lips?

It’s like he thinks foreign policy is a gigantic game of Sims.

It can’t be overstated how poorly Lauer did as a moderator. He let Trump speak mostly uninterrupted with bizarre, fact-free monologues like these. Whereas when Clinton spoke, Lauer interrupted her actual answers about a half-dozen times.

This is why Trump is so appealing to a certain subsection of the population. He makes politics, including INCREDIBLY complex international relations and ethnic conflicts he or most Americans couldn’t begin to understand (and I include myself in that group), seem so damn simple. And, for some reason (a combination of…

Gonna be hard to get internet access at that point. Our new Russian overlords aren’t going to take kindly to the anti-Putin sentiment around here.

Trump watched the last scene of There Will Be Blood, and thinks we can just suck all of the oil out of the Middle East with a giant straw.