Nah. They need to M-O-V-E. They tried that whole breaking away thing before and it didn’t work.

Ironically, Mississippi took part in a war to keep them here.

Right?! Like I just can’t manage to wrap my mind around that.

Nor would there be a United States since our people built this country.

This lady wins the award for Most Stereotypical Racist for 2017.

LOL. That was a struggle for me too.

The bigots in charges aren’t even willing to connect the dots and figure out who’s doing the Russian hacking. You know it’s going to be awhile before we get to the racist hacking.

I was born here. She can move her ass back to her sister’s uterus and her dad’s testes.

If anyone knows me I post about cows....

I used to know a woman who was legit shocked - shocked - to learn that most African Americans are descended from slaves. Apparently, she’d never stopped to think about what happened to former slaves after emancipation. There was the Civil War, and that ended slavery, and then everything that happened in the 20th…

I have nothing to add other than when did “succotash” become a dress pattern option?

It’s especially interesting to hear people complain about “the government paying for everything” when the government literally pays her salary.

Why don’t they pack up and move back to Africa

I stab people daily! And if elected President, I promise to keep stabbing!

I too thought the story was compelling for all the reasons you listed. then Cuba Gooding Jr. starred in the film and then Ben Carson started speaking more. I feel bad for people who genuinely think this guy should be President.

All about that evangelical vote: the bigger a fuck-up you were, the better your redemption story sounds. Just like how Bush II made no secret of the fact he was a raging drunk before he accepted Jesus into his life.

The Republican party is an absolute shit show. We are watching a once-formidable political party burn to the fucking ground...

Why would you want people to think you were such a violent person at any time in your life? ESPECIALLY if you’re running for president?

Probably yes.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??