That was about as basic a quadratic equation as you can get, though.

Talbot getting shot was the first time I've legitimately yelled at my TV in…years, if ever. That was shocking and amazing.

Pretty sure Michael wasn't the one who guessed The Dixie Chicks. Regardless, that was one of the stupidest answers I've ever heard.

A) Definition of a frivolous lawsuit
B) But seriously, don't fucking text during a movie

NARRATOR: There were 2

I actually had to look him up to make sure, it seriously looks like him in a really bad wig.

I got that connection from the movies, not the books, actually. Whenever Harry used the Floo Powder the first time and accidentally went to Knockturn Alley (Nocturnally), he sort of said "diagonally", which is what messed up his travel.

Serious answer: Yes

Yes

They should really resurrect the Thursday night comedy lineup that, despite the fact that it wasn't labeled as such, was absolutely Must See TV (The Office, Parks & Rec, Community, and 30 Rock). And if they were to renew Trial & Error, they could have a night of Superstore, Trial & Error, Great News, and The Good…

Wait, do people not like Episodes? I love that show! I just assumed it wasn't well-known, not that it wasn't well-liked.

Where am I being holier than thou? If anything, you are, with the way
you've spoken to me throughout.

That sounds way better to watch than EATING YOUR DEAD HUSBAND'S ASHES WHAT THE FUCK

My Strange Addiction. I watched exactly one episode of that show. Well, half of one episode. My roommates in college were watching it as I begged them to change the channel. The person on the episode kept eating her dead husband's ashes. It made me sick.

And now the name-calling starts. I'm honestly surprised it didn't start sooner. You aren't interested in discourse, are you? You're just interested in insulting people who don't agree with everything you have to say while ignoring anything they have to say.

You took a hostile tone and your words implied that you thought me to be simple-minded. I interpreted that as attacking. The fact that your first comment to me was simply "Stop" helped my interpretation.

So now you're attacking me, again, for something I was unaware of. This is not the right way to speak to someone.

No, seriously, I want to know. Don't shut down discourse just because I don't understand where you're coming from on this. Explain it to me.

Remember that, emotionally, she's less than a day old. She doesn't have toddler-level emotions, she has baby-level emotions. It's technically "woman scorned" but really it's more "baby tantrum, but baby is powerful as fuck".

Two characters who are Latino/a and move fast. How, exactly, is that racist?