I thought this was common knowledge and that Tony Parker is a grade-a shitheel?

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

That the Jags might make dumb choices with those picks does not diminish the value of the picks themselves. Those are 2 players the Rams will no longer get to draft and keep on rookie contracts. They’re only in 3rd place in their division right now and the playoffs this year are no guarantee. Even if they make it this…

It’s not what the Jags will do with the picks it is what the Rams would have done with the picks

So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

It’s crazy people think this. My wife and I have been to Israel multiple times with evangelicals and have never once heard them bring up the end times (besides when we were at Tel Meggido, to reference the fact that we were standing in the place know as Armageddon).

The big, wet boi moved the embassy to appease Evangelicals. The move was necessary as part of their Dungeons & Dragons End Times script.

Dribbling for 18 seconds, throwing your hands in the air, getting a foul call. That’s horrible basketball (to watch, and probably to play).

Worst part about the return of the NBA season? The accompanying return of James Harden and all of his bullshit.

just because it’s new doesn’t mean it’s better. this guy just loves blending the lines between what’s legal and what’s not. james harden is an all-world talent to begin with, this bullshit doesn’t make it better in any way. and watching some guy slowly dribble a ball at the top of the arc for 18 seconds then trying to…

It is a sideways Dirk with an extra step. It’s stupid. The league needs to do something unnecessary offensive contact. James Harden is the herpes of the NBA right now.

It’s not the eventual extra steps I’m most pissed about.

It’s always great to see a person so great at their trade take a step back to evaluate ways to get better and then several steps to get better including a willingness to travel across the world.  

Looks pretty clean to me, he traveled when he caught the ball just to make sure he got one in though.

I don’t care how talented he is, this guy is unbearable to watch. If it’s not the (as described here on Deadspin) 18 second iso’s then 3-point attempt, it’s this cockamamie nonsense. Ugh, the worst.

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Mugsy Bogues could reject that shot.

This is disrespectful to most 7th graders.

The United British Nanny Association holds the trademark on that already

JEZ, WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THE FATHER-FUCKING ARTICLES LATELY. YOU NEED TO CHILL.