Remember, if there’s no burning then there’s no Jeebus.

or “slightly” damaged in the ROSS’ home good section...

Seriously this looks like something you’d buy at Michael’s for $5 on a whim....

Whoever is giving her this quilling egg should be giving her a pysanka egg, she’s a slav, and pysanka can be used to trap evil spirits inside, then the next thing you know, everyone in the administration is trapped inside a hollow egg shell for all eternity. 

She is an egg, she wants to be an egg.

I would never hold egg just look at egg.

The egg makes me nervous.  I wouldn’t want to hold it.  I feel like it would unravel in my hands.

Can I even trust you anymore???

A malignant narcissist only does what s/he does to maintain any sense of control — lie and emotionally manipulate.