"I wanted to destroy something beautiful…"

If Hitler got the Atomic bomb first, at least we wouldn't be subjected to 2016: Obama's America.

But if you don't put in your buck o' five, who will?

Something something BUCK O FIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEE!

You know, in all this, i don't think anyone ever asked the fundamental question: what if Vince Foster had it coming?

What the—this is a profound misunderstanding of Catholicism.

Was his name Uncle Ruckus?

The events of 1861-1865?

I assume that Italian dishes in French are just Italian names said with an outrageous French accident. "Monsieur, I'll have the SPAH-GEHT-TIII! With some wine!"

They met a black person, once, on the street, on the way to the laundromat. They gave a curt nod and then as soon as they were past, began walking at a brisk pace while taking quick peeks behind them.

What's funny is they can never explain why, if this is true, black people should do anything about it.

I was going to say something about her having more in common with Poppy Mitchell, the one you take pictures of getting reamed by her boyfriend in the back yard, but it occurs to me that Poppy Mitchell was more a parody of Miley Cyrus' career.

Perhaps they were suffering from a fallacy people still suffer from—if it's a film produced in another country, it must be good.

The problem with your economic "theory" (I have to put it in quotation marks because it simply doesn't pass muster to be a theory—as I'm going to go into), rather than focusing on a bevy of economic issues which have brought us to this inequality gap, such as the gas crises of the late '70s and early '80s, Reaganomics…

In what universe did Jack & Jill meet any definition of "working"?

"Hey, how you doin', Little Mac?"

No! That show I was going to watch and then be annoyed when it didn't get renewed!

Gotta have that Iron City.

At least Mussolini made the trains run on time.

The numbers do not say that.