It isn’t a metaphor for the future. It isn’t even our actual future. It is our present.

If this story isn’t a metaphor for our future, I don’t know what is...

Zis iss not gut.

Or, this is the first in what will become an ongoing string of decisions that abandon his voter base now that they’ve served their purpose, and he can get on with the self-aggrandizement part of the plan.

Cybertrucks in the near future:

Since you apparently can’t see it without taking things apart, it is pretty remarkable that grass is growing in what must be pretty much total darkness.

After all, the damn thing does look like some kind of planter.

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

I thought they resembled a miniature Ioniq from the side, which is not a bad thing:

I love this so much more than the slideshows.

That’s definitely the van of an underground vigilante group that was falsely accused of crimes during Vietnam and has now dedicated itself to righting wrongs with guns and makeshift tanks and artillery while also somehow never killing anyone.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire that van.

Ok, hear me out:

I guess I’d have to see inside, but I would never dream of eating pizza with 30 other people crammed into a schoolbus.

If they want the city to leave it alone, replace it with a cop car.

But then I’d have to deal with influncer twats *and* have a Cybertruck in my driveway.

I’d take it and rent it out to some influencer twats.

private company covers up mistakes to hang on to lucrative government contracts??

The lede pic is like a glimpse into a future wax museum exhibit on “super creeps of the 21st century”

It was literally mentioned in the report as the reason researchers started studying building sink rates, which is explained in the article.