The only place the thin blue line flag belongs is right next to people’s assholes, so I am ok with this product. 

LOL if you find yourself wearing fucking Blue Lives Matter underwear, you have to step back and ask what went wrong in your life. My guess is: quite a bit.

Ugh. I’m sure I’ll be seeing these worn by women on Tinder who will be holding either a fish or an AR-15 any minute now.

Deadspin still exists?

It’s not horrid. I think the big thing that we will have to get used to is the shape of the noses of today’s cars. Because of pedestrian safety standards in Europe, cars are getting crumple zones on the hood and nose. The manufacturers are pretty much stuck with the same side profile to the front of the vehicle right…

Your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears!

They fear that she's going to Footloose Amercia, one can only presume.

They knew that they weren’t going to beat her. The $2 million was just a petty “fuck you” middle finger that made them feel better about their impotence.

I don’t understand people who schedule every minute of their lives. But she’s made millions off of it so I guess it works for a lot of people.

*rolls eyes*

And this my friends is a microcosm of why Americans have trouble with the (Virus).

Have you seen any of Jason’s videos? I have no doubt he’s got laserdiscs stashed somewhere

And the introverts are so far loving it :)

WFH is awesome for many jobs, yet, it will eventually turn the extroverts among us into raving unshowered lunatics who get overly excited when the FedEx guy shows up. with a new phone charger.

Last sentence is super accurate. I don’t think I’ve had a coworker or boss call me when I haven’t been on the can. I’ll go 3 hours without having a single call and field eight in a row while riding the brown express. My coworkers must think I have some sort of medical condition.

The last thing the world needs is millions of people driving alone in their cars to go to work when they could be manipulating spreadsheets and taking calls from their toilet.

That is either the tiniest wheel or the biggest mirror...

The password for the network is “Tin Roof Rusted”

that sounds gnarly, did you make it out alive? 

POCKET SAND!