The only place the thin blue line flag belongs is right next to people’s assholes, so I am ok with this product. 

LOL if you find yourself wearing fucking Blue Lives Matter underwear, you have to step back and ask what went wrong in your life. My guess is: quite a bit.

Ugh. I’m sure I’ll be seeing these worn by women on Tinder who will be holding either a fish or an AR-15 any minute now.

Deadspin still exists?

It’s not horrid. I think the big thing that we will have to get used to is the shape of the noses of today’s cars. Because of pedestrian safety standards in Europe, cars are getting crumple zones on the hood and nose. The manufacturers are pretty much stuck with the same side profile to the front of the vehicle right…

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you were the only ones who thought you were the cool kids. To the rest of the world you were not the cool kids, but you were the leader of the free world due to your economy and military.

Your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears!

They fear that she's going to Footloose Amercia, one can only presume.

They knew that they weren’t going to beat her. The $2 million was just a petty “fuck you” middle finger that made them feel better about their impotence.

Me and my co-workers were banned from a business because of where we worked...I was pretty disappointed, but I understood.

I don’t know where you have traveled, but in my experience abroad I typically see other American’s treated like the egocentric assholes that a lot of them are.

Yep, we used to be the cool kids of the world, now we are the ones with the cooties.

Trump won’t care until Eric says “Daddy, the rich people can’t get to our golf courses.”

As an American, I approve of this.

And somehow, none of his supporters would notice the cognitive dissonance. 

Trump has been driving a wedge between the U.S. and many of its true allies for his entire “presidency” (term used VERY loosely). He’d have a coronary if they isolated the U.S. because of his incompetent response to the virus. “How dare they refuse entry to our unmasked, untested citizens? It’s our ‘right’ to travel to…

We shall show them with words!

I don’t understand people who schedule every minute of their lives. But she’s made millions off of it so I guess it works for a lot of people.

*rolls eyes*

And this my friends is a microcosm of why Americans have trouble with the (Virus).