Seeing that paunchy Trumpie goober metaphorically getting his bow shoved up his ass was deeply satisfying. He decided to go out courting trouble and he found some.

And get the fuck out of the country. I’ve read the Gift of Fear enough times to know that restraining orders or bail restrictions will not stop these men. Murder/suicides are pretty common under these circumstances.

“This is by far the fastest that we’ve ever charged a police officer.”

The real victim is 100% George Floyd.

We’ll likely never know, but my assumption was that if he’s this abusive in public he’s almost certainly abusive at home. Possibly she’s taking this opportunity while he’s in custody to start proceedings while he’s unable to physically retaliate.

Nope, didn’t bother reading Melanoma’s tweet. 

I know it was easy to miss, but the White House dumped some of the Flynn transcripts today . . . and let’s just say, Flynn doesn’t come off very well. Thread:

I used to live in MSP. Residents like to bill it as this incredibly multicultural, accepting city, which it technically is, but it’s so incredibly segregated. Sure, you have one of the largest populations of Somali refugees, but they mostly live in the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood. Sure, you have a huge Hmong…

...there is no reason for violence.

Amy Klobuchar needs to take several seats. Kamala Harris was punished for her prosecutorial record. Klobuchar was criticized but she skated by and continue to run until the last legs of primary. Meanwhile, Ms. Minnesota nice was sitting on a powder keg of state sanctioned police brutality. She does not get to have a…

This is a brutal take.

I don’t get alerts for anything except calls and texts on my phone. I get your point, but with a wife and children, it’s important that I’m alerted when I get a message. Yes, 99% of the time they are things that can wait, but not always. It’s sort of a moot point right now since we are all in the house, but I’m sure…

The kid in the middle looks like he’s hostage and this is a proof of life picture.

WE JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE

This Real Genius fans agrees.

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Here’s his motive behind paying for fighting the name of the lake change. Context: A big lake in the middle of Minneapolis was named after John C Calhoun, a senator from South Carolina and Andrew Jackson’s VP. People said, “this dude thought slavery was a ‘positive good’ and fought a lot to keep it going. He’s not…

At some point the black delegation is going to have to settle on a name for male Karens

He had two choices.

“Aggressive?” Rotten dick nuggets, no one would get aggressive with you if you MYOB. I would get aggressive too, he wasn’t security or a property manager. Whitey needs to stop deputizing themselves.