Might be easier if the car/transportation related subject was spewing political garbage for attention to begin with.

I can only imagine, prior to the debate, somewhere, someone in the Trump camp turned and asked for the workers to scour the internet to find this type of thing...

I guess you can call her… AAAOC *puts on sunglasses and screams*

What’s up with Cadillac and those horrible back ends? From a half profile shot, they look interesting, but then you get that full profile and...

In the South, probably any car with a northern, out of state license plate, especially New York (son) and driving along a know highway drug corridor...I-10, I-95. Though, probably the reverse in the North with Texas and Florida plates.

From that lead pic, I’d almost think they were building a tower to house something...

Depends on the type of vehicle I guess. Different cars, different weight, with passengers or without, not to mention towing, so I think I’d look for something I though had adequate highway merging capabilities, where sometimes you might just need that extra power to get you out of a jam. Besides, it tends to feel…

This Goodman fellow has to be the world’s worst trafficker. Why consent to a search knowing you’re carrying all that?

Seriously, I expected better...something sharper, straighter lines, not bloated-ty/rounded looking.

Bah, not the best looking, not bad either, but was fun as hell to drive. I had one as a rental, called it the ‘Bullet’ because it could move and the handling was quite smooth.

This sounds like they’re going to be followed by the...

Given that drop at the edge where it’s being pulled up, I’m kind of surprised that thing was that far in...unless those currents are quite strong.

Okay, I’ve heard of the NIMBY acronym, but didn’t know NIYBY was a thing too. Not with that kind of space anyways, still, it sounds a bit like rich folks probs.

Too bad the technology to use a police helicopter, armed with a FLIR like camera that uses a laser to tag and emit an EMP like pulse to knock out a cars electronics doesn’t exist...yet. That way it could just unknowingly hover over one of these takeovers, tag and target all the offenders before emitting a pulse to…

Somebody had to say it. I saw one on the road for the first time a while ago, but it still sticks in my mind, it just stood out. It was white and the morning light just had it popping, it was beautiful. Haven’t seen it since. I those kinds, a unicorn.

Dammit Jalopnik...out of all the possible vehicles, you had to use that monstrosity as your lead pic?!

Yay, we did it, we won...but, but d’oh! Congrats, double ass winner. Ass for the falling for the ‘wokeism’ you can’t explain and ass again for destroying your own bike.

Shoulda just went with the ol’ shower cap.

I was wondering if Jalopnik might see this. I had to laugh at it and most like it, because I can only guess these people actually think stuff like this makes them look, I don’t know...manly, man, man tough? Oddly though, the reality is it does the opposite by making them look soft as hell and all up in their…

Looks sharp, though that sportback would be my choice, but dammit Audi, just give it the low profile gear selector like in the Q8 and stop with those frickin’ nubby shits.