This Goodman fellow has to be the world’s worst trafficker. Why consent to a search knowing you’re carrying all that?

Seriously, I expected better...something sharper, straighter lines, not bloated-ty/rounded looking.

Bah, not the best looking, not bad either, but was fun as hell to drive. I had one as a rental, called it the ‘Bullet’ because it could move and the handling was quite smooth.

This sounds like they’re going to be followed by the...

Given that drop at the edge where it’s being pulled up, I’m kind of surprised that thing was that far in...unless those currents are quite strong.

Okay, I’ve heard of the NIMBY acronym, but didn’t know NIYBY was a thing too. Not with that kind of space anyways, still, it sounds a bit like rich folks probs.

Too bad the technology to use a police helicopter, armed with a FLIR like camera that uses a laser to tag and emit an EMP like pulse to knock out a cars electronics doesn’t exist...yet. That way it could just unknowingly hover over one of these takeovers, tag and target all the offenders before emitting a pulse to…

Somebody had to say it. I saw one on the road for the first time a while ago, but it still sticks in my mind, it just stood out. It was white and the morning light just had it popping, it was beautiful. Haven’t seen it since. I those kinds, a unicorn.

Dammit Jalopnik...out of all the possible vehicles, you had to use that monstrosity as your lead pic?!

Yay, we did it, we won...but, but d’oh! Congrats, double ass winner. Ass for the falling for the ‘wokeism’ you can’t explain and ass again for destroying your own bike.

Shoulda just went with the ol’ shower cap.

I was wondering if Jalopnik might see this. I had to laugh at it and most like it, because I can only guess these people actually think stuff like this makes them look, I don’t know...manly, man, man tough? Oddly though, the reality is it does the opposite by making them look soft as hell and all up in their…

Looks sharp, though that sportback would be my choice, but dammit Audi, just give it the low profile gear selector like in the Q8 and stop with those frickin’ nubby shits.

If it can even make it, the drone footage will be interesting...

I would’ve spent hours on that game if I could’ve afforded it. So many quarters lost, sooooooooo many.

Lol, right...like it’s got AI hands all over it.

‘What’s the problem?!’

Yeah, no...just the thumbnail alone hurts and angers me, so can’t bring myself to watching the vid, even if it doesn’t show the actual accident. The aftermath is alone is difficult enough to imagine, but watching those kids wandering confused on the road, I can’t. If they weren’t in car seats and I seriously doubt…

Damn, you almost made me choke on my food from laughing at that.

Not a fan of Rogan’s, so can’t imagine scouring his channel, but recalled someone bringing it up on their channel, so maybe this will fill in as substitute, sparing you the full routine.