Don’t know how anyone could be that inattentive to get that far down...unless they thought they were somehow materializing from the past on to those tracks.

Sorry, but not sorry, cause that looks horrendous.

Tesla told the owner to deal with his insurance company to cover the damage’s costs.

the orange smoke was a toxic combination of nitrogen tetroxide and unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine.

Now that’s still a nice and recognizable looking interior...don’t know why they crapped up the GTI’s with that general EV minimalist look.

I like the shape and color of that car, love those wheels.

Oddly, I just saw one of these in the wild this morning. Thankfully, still no CT sighting though...yet.

At this point I think maybe ol’ Aubrey needs to go into some kind witness protection program, because I suspect he’ll be seeing a lot stifled of snickering and hearing ‘A minorrrrr’ verbal shots as he walks by some people.

that latch would have been of no help; Sanchez was outside the car

He’s a dick, and on that related side note...have at it Jalopnik!

Eh, I’d guess maybe somebody was a big Ben Hur/Messala chariot wheel fan...

Now let pi-ano black on the interior die (DIE!) and then we’re talking,

Tesla shareholders gettin’ all like...

Ah, I was looking for the “accidental” part so I could post this gif if the rail company was angrily asking the contracted engineer rep what happened to their bridge.

Musk—who has a long history of flouting convention in the business world—has signaled he isn’t interested in simply writing a check to a super PAC

Kind of surprised the first impaired driver did just causally drive off, in that ‘what, there’s nothing wrong’ way the impairment might’ve been giving them seeing that they didn’t have the right state of mind to pull all the way over in the first place and despite the damage to their own vehicle.

The video of what happened made enough rounds online though that the GM asked if Que could tell his viewers to stop review-bombing the dealer

Musk being a creep towards women...