People who don’t leash their dogs are a major pet peeve of mine.

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who:

HIS BONER WAS JUST THAT IMPORTANT.

This end should point toward the ground if you want to go to space.

The owner of the cat has a marketable trademark that just happens to be a cat. The company tried to screw them over and should have to pay up. Seems pretty simple to me.

The “comprehensive enhancement” to the CT6 could mean Escalafying it, since the two do look similar.

huma.

If Willie Nelson and this guy ever come into physical contact, the entire universe will cannibalize itself.

It’s only worth that much if he sells it... so does that make it the best good luck charm ever or the worst good luck charm ever?

I have trouble telling when I’m depressed. I have to look for physical signifiers, for instance, am I cleaning less frequently and watching more TV? Am I doing things I want or intended to do? Depression can manifest differently in different people, and it is not always easy for people who have depression to tell that…

Yamask is not a 9/11 victim. Nintendo wouldn’t dare reference something like that in Pokemon.

Yamask:

Yo can I get a citation on that Yamask-9/11 thing?

The political inertia has to stop sooner or later because vested business interests are tired of sitting on the sidelines. The fat cats don’t care who sits in the White House as long as they make their money. If Hillary wins in November, I strongly believe that the right will play more nicely with her than they did…

You have about as much of a chance at moving the Titanic with your bare hands and a pair of diving flippers.

I miss downvoting, but I’ll give you the next best thing.

According to the source of that graph:

But, that chart shows that we’re already below the mean for this season. So even the gains over mean in May have already been erased. And unless that curve flattens out we will continue to be below the mean. Which would seem to indicate that between 2011 and 2016, we’ve been losing ice. But shit, it’s your chart,…

My wife and I opnce spent a friday evening sitting on opposite sides of the same couch texting each other emojis back and forth. She has an iPhone, while I have a Nexus 5. While she drank her wine, and I sipped my bourbon, we compared and contrasted all the differences, and she even rated which dog emojis were cuter…

Oh, sweetie no. Nuh-uh. Nope. Trust your Jezzie girlfriends on this one. You're no doubt blinded by the mouth-bling. But....he has mouth-bling. So that's your first sign.