“…modern life in America is a waking nightmare horror still for all ethnicities but absent-mindedly entitled and oblivious white people who almost never have to fear for their lives at a traffic stop or in their own homes behind locked doors (and even unlocked as in the case of the Dallas policewoman shooting and…

Hey look at me! I’m William Hughes and I need clicks so I can buy dinner tonight.

Ugh this is making me think so much less of Tiffany Haddish. No, it’s not brave, or romantic, it’s unhinged and possessive and toxic. And using love to excuse his behavior? That’s what domestic abusers say all the time after they’re done beating their wife or girlfriend. And it’s not a leap to say that the same logic…

I don’t have immense wealth with which to buy the world’s best wigs. I have never felt the need to talk about being bald on a podcast. I started going bald at 19 years old. People have been teasing me about being bald at least once a week for 28 years now. I have never slapped someone over it.

Black people sure are snowflakes.  Most people learn the whole “sticks and stones...” thing as toddlers.  Black people seemingly can’t help but initiate violence every time they get their feelings hurt.  Way to embody negative stereotypes, brothers and sisters!

It’s fine. After all Will Smith loved the joke until his wife told him otherwise

Smith should have been kicked out of the building immediately.

“sick”

Jesus. Cry me a river.

SO edgy, SO shocking, to make a joke about someone with alopecia.  Oh wait...alopecia is the main cause of hair loss for people across the globe...and dudes get made fun of it all day every day and nobody gives a shit...and its not an illness...  Is it mean?  Sure.  Does it warrant *literally assaulting someone*?  No,…

Of course he didn’t. And Hulk Hogan never pressed charges on Roddy Piper for their worked fights either.

Not hardly...I have a bad knee and bad back and haven’t thrown a slap or a punch in 43 years, and I could have rocked him harder than that. Will’s not tough, he just plays a tough guy who hits people who are payed to be hit by him.

As long as we’re identifying things bullies do, I’d like to nominate punching someone in the mouth who is weaker and less popular than you.

So, you’d apply that rule to, say, Stephen Colbert making a joke about George W. Bush at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that Bush clearly didn’t like?  I suspect not.

The formerly bullied are now reveling in their chance to be bullies, and you sound exactly like the type.

The fact that you made this situation about you says way more than necessary. 

Okay, but who gets to decide who “deserves” that? The fact that there’s no good answer for that is why we have laws against assault.

You’re on the team of people who assault others because they made a bad joke?

A joke about a movie star sitting front row at the Oscars is not punching down.

Love makes you do crazy things is the opening defense for every fucking wife beater during a restraining order hearing. #teamchris