Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Bullshit. There’s no ‘best choice’ for us except kill all the right handers and develop a new right-to-left writing/reading system for us.

Initial velocity is zero, as in 0-60.

Pretty J.V move if you ask me.

Kournikova was an absolute amazing tennis player whose singles career was derailed by injuries that worsened her ability to live up to hype as a singles player. If she hadn’t been injured at Eastbourne in 1998 she likely would have won there and been a legit contender at Wimbledon (she was 17). She was also the world…

Crack Pipe, but let me explain:

Why the hell is he tweeting that?! I spent two weeks explaining how Asian women are just a fantasy after my wife found my stash of SIAM Journals.

His reckless endangerment was wreckless endangerment, so it’s okay...

Hook. Cried buckets. In my defense, I was 15 and basically an angsty skinbag of hormones.

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

The guy is a lot smarter than you credit him for being. He’s adroitly positioned himself to cut an immunity deal with the DA’s office by ratting out the names of all the liberals that are breaking major laws every fucking day. The beauty of it is that he’ll not only walk, but will also put a stop to their liberal…

The number of people in Canada who filed for bankruptcy last year, due to medical bills: 0.

Johnson: [gets knocked out cold]

This retaliatory travel ban by the Cubans is much more entertaining I think.

The worst part is that Snyder is making them walk there.

So Tiger was driving a $200,000 Mercedes Benzodiazepine?

Death comes in infinities.

An estimated 60 million North Koreans have died in NK since the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea took over. Over 900,000 from starvation alone. Over 150,000 North Koreans who were outspokenly critical are in prison. Should we do nothing?

In a further statement, ORU President Billy Wilson told the men’s basketball team he had a vision from a 900 foot tall John Wooden that they have to win 2018 NCAA title or God is going to “call him home”.

Konami’s probably on the up and up. I bet Maradona not being down gets resolved on the down low.