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Forest MacNeil was a classy and welcome choice.

I'd think Run Run Run is one of the weaker, more self-consciously rote, songs on the album. Interesting that he saw it as a standout, even over a powerhouse song like Venus In Furs.
Just about any contemporary mod-band could have written and performed Run Run Run.

There's a 60% chance this is a hoax.

Sweet Avi

Imagine if there were another dominant species on the planet that tore us apart, live, sucked the meat off our bones and swooned at the sweet tenderness.

I predict 5 years before the police and military start using this.

Runtime is just a two syllable word for anything too… important to be watch… it's a…
I already hate this movie.

This follows a new tradition of prequel critiques that spend 800 words dancing around the point, which is that no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise, the prequels are failures on every level. They're poorly shot, poorly scripted, poorly plotted, poorly characterized. Their big moments are hollow,

And R-2, people are always putting things in him. He doesn't let on, but, must be pretty into it.

They are dreck, pure dreck. They're emotionless, sterile, creatively bankrupt garbage. Stop defending them.
This is like having a think piece on whether The Last Airbender is a misunderstood masterpiece every 5 years. It's not, it's crap, move on.

It's too involved. Here's a better idea, McClane visits a prison, his wife works there for some reason. There's a riot. McClane stuff. The end.

Garfunkel & Oates was unwatchable. I say that as a person who's still watching The Comedians, so you know I'm serious. The difference I guess being that The Comedians is fascinatingly bad, whereas G&O was just deeply, unoriginal and precious.
Who knows, maybe this time they won't be 10 years behind the curve.

Yeah, but executing the ring structure doesn't take a lot of creativity. And doing it so poorly doesn't deserve a lot of praise.
All 3 Back to the Futures were the same movie, it doesn't make the trilogy a cinematic masterpiece.

Tommy has a stable of Johns working for him.

That was an interesting scene. Natalie Dormer is beautiful, but she has a specific kind of beauty that I think 12 year old boys in particular would be really into. She had the perfect audience.