Lada laughs as such poor build quality

No, it says that you wasted money buying a pickup truck when you clearly just needed a CUV. Trucks are supposed to be abused.

It is a truck, If you use it the way god intended it will get dented to hell and back and you will not give one single solitary shit. BECAUSE IT IS A TRUCK!!! Can you still throw shit in the bed and take it somewhere? If yes than it is fine who cares that it is dented, you are going to dent it putting stuff in and…

It's a truck, who cares if there's a dent or two? It's not going to rust, so why bother fixing it?

And we wonder why manual labor jobs are going overseas...

It's a work truck, and the dent won't rust, why fix it?

I was walking with my wife and our gay friend one night when a newish Mustang opened the door and the pony logo shined on the ground. He took one look at it and said "now that's gay".

Best part, even with body damage like that, it won't rust

I wonder if Mr. Takahashi drives an RX-7 too... hmmmm

There is a typo in your paragraph for #3, while I am sure is unintended, would make for some very interesting survival stories.

Unfortunately, you are boxed in by Priuses on a 6 lane highway. Check and mate.

Best terrible hacker ever.

Gonna have not one, but TWO of these bad boys!!!!

F40, 288 GTO, P1, GT, GTR, 911 Turbo........ the list keeps going

So now they can get even more air?!

I was expecting xenomorphs to show up at any second.

Awesome women in the Airforce.

let's outfit the original USS Constitution with lasers and recommission it.

Talk about under the radar. Had absolutely no idea this was a thing until just now. Kind of want to go play Dead Rising 3 now.

Also, the irony of Dead Rising 3 going all Microsoft exclusive and a Dead Rising movie being exclusive to a Sony-owned video service.