1. Louis CK is kinda wrong about “Common Core Math”.

This is on my ass. On the way to Spring Break (1st year of law school) I told my friends if they thought of something clever enough and paid for my drinks all week I would get a tattoo. The runner up was “Mo Money Mo Problems.”

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.