I don’t know how I feel about this.

As a school social worker who gets pissed when confused for a guidance counselor, I can confirm they suck ass and could easily be replaced by a computer.

Kate -

So I’m thinking of starting a new beer today. It’ll be a cross between a Steam and an IPL. I’m thinking of calling it a SoCali Common.

Thoughts?

Would like to see DJ Khaled ask him for the time

That probably depends on the story. It sounds like a lot but who am I to tell someone how to structure their story or what to put in it?

Star Trek came out 10 years ago?! Jesus hurtling toward the grave man, I have got to start living 

Matthew Perry was probably too oblivious at the time to realize that she was flirting with him, and is now reading the story and bawling his eyes out.

Gawd, the Kennedy women are bad enough when they’re catholic but I didn’t know maria and her daughter had gone full fundievangelical. I see their awful taste in men remains unchanged though.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

The problem is he hasn’t been deified on Splinter like AOC. 

They are just as addicting as cigarettes (from the nicotine), but they don’t have the carcinogens. So you will be addicted, but you will not get cancer. So win?!

Get a girlfriend, knock her up a few times and then you’ll have some children to sell.

There’s a little dive bar in Cincinnati, in a neighborhood called Norwood, that puts a very healthy slice of raw white onion on their burgers. It is one of the best things in the world.

The problem with onions is that raw ones have a harsh flavor that doesn’t play well with a lot of what they put raw onions on or in.

I’m guessing Spin Doctors.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

this song is fire...

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

Baby was born definitely  with genetic superiority to all of us

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.