I don’t defend “Me!”

She’s the best-selling musician of her generation and one of the best songwriters of all time. She was TIME’s person of the year, she’s testified against the man who sexually assaulted her, and she’s become a political activist. But Taylor Swift will have accomplished nothing, nothing, in her 30 years on this planet un…

Jennifer Aniston is 50 and STILL being asked these questions. Apparently, she can’t possibly be happy unless she’s married and has babies.

Unless he touched a child I highly doubt he would have been arrested for that. 

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

Although I also know full well that this isn’t science, I can vouch for it. Garlic works. It’s a little less offensive if you get the minced garlic in a jar. 

ahem ... finale was horseshit. Nothing but horseshit gift wrapped and with a bow. With all the shit Sansa, Arya, Jon, Dani, and others have been through in 8 seasons and D&D deliver this steaming festering pile of horseshit. Goddamn I hate them and I hate HBO.

Tyrion is apparently not in the “Song of Ice and Fire”, despite being accused of order Bran (future king) murdered, being found GUILTY of murdering King Joffery, killing his own father and hand of the king, being hand of the king to Dany, THEN ending up hand of the king in the end.

Stabbed through the heart,
And you’re to blame!

and before that, Ryan Reynolds

Well, Jost is an idiot. But good luck, maybe it’ll work this time.

“He preyed on straight men and tried to turn them gay for his own benefit” What does that mean, he tried to pick up straight guys? I’m not clear why that is so bad - I mean is it more bad than preying on gay guys? Also, did he drug them or hit on them, did he invite them to his hotel room, answer the door in his robe…

What internet do you subscribe to because my Twitter and Instagram is full due t it being specifically where people go to complain about their jobs.

I believe the “she’s not eating” scene indicated that Varys was trying to poison Dany because, in the previous episode, he’d stated he would do anything in his power to get the right ruler and I think that’s why they executed him. The little girl also stated that the guards were always watching her indicating that she…

Um, sorry, but what? “Sudden turn”? The only reason it seems sudden is because D&D decided to rush these past two seasons but they have been building to this for a very long time. She was initially talked down from burning the Red Keep, before assisting everyone in the North. She’s progressively lost everything dear…

I like your scams. Here is one from my errant youth. Not me actually, but a friend from high school.

What a bitch ass, petty thing to do. People need to mind themselves. 

Lol yes Domino’s is also it’s own thing (that I enjoy sometimes) that happens to look like pizza.

I mean I’m too young to have seen Johnny Carson.

Because you started by referring to David Letterman by his last name, it looks like you’re saying you’re too old for Johnny Carson, not Carson Daly as I think you intended.