Seems like someone’s coming to snatch the pastel crown back from Meghan Trainor.

he copped to boning anywhere from 500 to 1000 women in his 31 short years on Earth

The hashtag is gross but criticism about the conservatorship is entirely warranted. Conservatorships are not for severely mentally ill, suicidal people or people with severe drug addiction, they’re for people who literally cannot care for themselves whatsoever on an adult level: elderly people with dementia, people in…

I hated it. I still feel like Arya is a little kid. I was like “huh? Uh-uh. No, she’s too young. Wait... they wouldn’t. Oh nonono. WTF, IS THAT A TIT?? HOW IS THIS LEGAL??”

It is good that Sansa is still able to be sex-positive after her many traumatic experiences 

Arya is going full Lone Wolf and Cub next week, Baby Cart at the River Styx style(Wheelchair at the Godswood)!

Who the fuck is Tyrone? 

I’m so excited to see how this all plays out for TYRONE

After giving away his dad’s sword... I think Sam is a gonner. Maybe Gilly writes the story?

I really really thought we’d put all that “living with your parents is super lame” thing behind us already. There are so many valid reasons why people choose to live with their parents!

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

In season one, in the first episode Ned said to Jon, the next time we meet, we’ll talk about your mother I promise, then when Sam goes to tell Jon about his mother, Jon is staring at the statue of Ned. 

That ending with Jamie and Bran:

Grow up. Taylor swift did.

Yep, if you don’t come out “woke” from the womb, you’re doomed forever. There is no such thing as education, personal growth, evolution of ideas Just like evangelicals condemn science because scientists update their theories as they gather more facts, we must condemn Taylor Swift for updating her opinions

Really, never? No matter what she does?

No clue! No clue where Martin’s story will end up either. In addition to a number of plotlines from the later books, the show has also cut out a lot of prophecy talk and supernatural stuff that has fueled reader speculation.

It’s still playing out. The major reveal in the books is that Doran Martell is not happy that members of his family have been inserting themselves into the politicking of King’s Landing, because he’s been orchestrating a plot in secret for over a decade to to ally his House (and, by extension, all of Dorne) to the…

And here we come to the worst part of Season 5: The Dorne subplot.

I was all set for Dril to turn out to be famous actor Jack Nicholson.