Yup, all of my spinach is purchased with the optimism of a person with a wide open grocery budget. Buy by mid week, I’ve paid for green slime.

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

Veggies are delicious. My late meal yesterday was a squash and onion and cheese casserole, a side of carrots stir-fried in butter, and a cup of stewed cabbage. My mid-day meal was a juicy tomato with mozzarella cheese, basil and some balsamic glaze. I had pineapple and yogurt for my late night snack (and a couple of…

It seems clear from her story that she wanted to avoid the kiss, and that he pushed her beyond what is normally expected and what she indicated she was comfortable with. I’m not an actor but I’m pretty sure tongue isn’t standard in onstage kisses. Also, it’s pretty common for dudes to write hot women into their scenes…

It’s easy when you have hired help.

Bobby Cannavale has a son who’s 25ish (he played his son on Nurse Jackie). I can’t imagine raising kids only to start all over again at ~50. Same for Jimmy Kimmel. Just the idea of keeping up with a high schooler at >65 is exhausting.

I never understood why anyone would want to watch other people play video games. I just don’t get it. Whoosh.

Nah just Chipotle statements. Priorities.

Wait, are the men having sex with the leader too? How does this work exactly?

On the Allison Mack story, it’s worth noting a few interesting things:

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

I’m a fan of Jen Kirkman and a diehard Jezzie. I admire CK’s work but have never been completely comfortable with him as a person, as I’d heard this shit before (which is rare, I usually have no idea what’s up with celebs). So...Confliction, party of 1.

I mean, the turkey’s dead. What’s the story there? Why does this man have a stash of murdered birds?

Sexual assault is the more general term. Not all sexual assaults are rapes, but all rapes are sexual assaults. If the story is developing, or you aren’t certain of the details, assault is going to be the “safer” term to use.

She really has turned out good. For a while it was touch and go. I think she made it out of the darkness. Good for her.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

Whenever someone says “Wouldn’t it be wonderful to work from home” I give them side eye and a resounding “NO”. Once in awhile WFH is nice, but I would go batty otherwise.

Actually no it’s not the origin:

Tar and feathered in public with his videos being shown on a jumbo tron the women blurred out only his actions shown.