where the fuck was Stormy before the election? she could have prevented this moron from being the president. its too late for me to give a shit about her when she didnt give a shit about us.

how dare you talk shit about tina fey!

we call them come trees

I am assuming the accused drivers are all men? What is wrong with the male species? I have NEVER heard of a female groping an airplane passenger while they’re sleeping or a female driver sexually assaulting a man.

i have worked in the thoroughbred industry for years. you should be afraid of horses. most people are not and think they are sweet and innocent. they can be very mean and yes, all it takes is one kick and you’re toast. i was kicked hard af directly below my heart in 2008. it would have stopped beating if the horse had…

i work for a publishing company and when our quarterly magazine comes back in house i have to load 20 or so heavy boxes into a van for distribution. i have worked here for 7 years so that is about 28 times i have done this. there is a frequent smoker who has always just watched me load all of these magazines by myself…

you mentioning Busy Phillips... this woman is a instagram gift from the gods. just finished watching one of her stories and LOL’ed all over the place.

ha yea im 33 now and its not beneath me to not respond to a text for invites or dinner. i cant be bothered. welcome to dickhead city. its actually feels good and empowering bc i was like you in my 20's. i said yes too much or worse...made up lies to why i couldnt come.

i learned saying NO to invites when i was 28. its my favey word.

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nah season 6 was the bomb. season 7 not so much.

does Cardi write her own songs?

can you please explain what he did to his girlfriend?

HOW IS HE NOT IN JAIL ALREADY?

i bundle with my home and only pay 46 bucks a month on my bmw. not full coverage though. and before i get railed-ive never been in a wreck before and im a good driver.

god i miss caity weaver. she was the best.

tessa fine as hell

loving how we never call them by their real names, just SATC names.

larry is black. im saying if a white person called Obama the word. totally different thing. anyway che is racist for calling trump a cracker. thats my point.

when he called donald trump a cracker on snl...smh...yea, no one likes trump but all hell would have broken loose if someone called obama the N word. he got away with racism for that pathetic jab.