Yea i cant stand him. cant watch the show bc of him. for some reason those male food hosts are hyper masculine and im like bro...you make food for a living. chugging a beer with your mate and making a joke how you got laid in Taiwan 3 years ago isnt funny. 

he’s a drunk. they dont age well.

the greatest film Diaz ever starred in what There’s Something About Mary. Go ahead, fight me, but this is a fact.

the greatest film Diaz ever starred in what There’s Something About Mary. Go ahead, fight me, but this is a fact.

he’s a massive tool.

calling him Alex when he knows fully well that his name is Alec is weapons grade pettiness that you would see on Real Housewives or something.

spider face lolololol

i honestly think human beings are parasites to the planet-liquidating earths capital at an alarming rate and none of us should be here.

christina hendricks is an incredible actress so this might be really good. loved her as Joan in mad men. no one could play that part like she did. also, if you dont watch mad men, get the eff on board.

to see if a girl has texted me back

being fired is the worst feeling in the world so im down with this behavior

she needed new material. marriage.

alicia, i wrote about that incident. can i send you my story?

was broken up with on valentines day out of the BLUE 2 years ago. honestly, im not over it.

idk man im miserable from a breakup that happened two years ago. help.

i have a question about my BWM. its a 2009 328xi. 81k miles. bought it used but i change the oil very regularly. how long do you think i have until the tranny blows? or other serious illnesses that will happen to the car? i want it to last me a long time. any advice would be helpful. thank you.

“Hi, I’m Justin Timberlake, and I am a massive tool.”

their frozen chicken fried rice is bomb

what do you use as a vessel for hummus if not a pita chip?

this is wonderful