Hopefully that "short period of time" refers to the remainder of his Presidency.

Attempt? They're actually doing it.

He had the nerve to breathe while being black.

Is "clearing brush" Texan for "drank self into stupor?"

It's never "on completion" because nothing's ever complete.

Yeah, man-sandal season is here!

They're not going to push the vehicle that got them this power out of the picture, but they're not going to welcome him into the club, either.

Not Trump — it's their agendas that must be defended at all costs. He's just their current Trojan horse.

And Texas. And Kansas.

I haven't done that since juco (I have an AS in secretarial science with shorthand, which has a huge focus on grammar, spelling and structure). Not looking forward to it again, when I eventually start trying to finish up that semester and a half of classes.

He could have turned on spell check for free.

Thank God your priorities are in order!

If he suggests plethysmography, this nation is over.

Once he bowels it, though, I'm outta here.

His convicted-and-disgraced brother used to be a Republican county commissioner in one of the Philadelphia collar counties. I literally lived a lock away from him.

Consider the source.

You can't really compare Olde English to modern English. It's almost like a different language.

We speak Philadelphia in Philadelphia, *thankyouverymuch.*

Youse?

Stop wearing that damn button out already!