You can just take an NJT or LIRR train out of Penn Station during evening rush for Escape From New York…

Only 49% of country said it was okay.

Thank you for clarifying, Mr. Chapek. Undoubtedly, some of the fools… um, folks who got to really enjoy the lobby and animatronic makeovers while waiting seven hours in line will give in-depth details.

I hate to say this out loud, but the Disney classics — especially the characters — were supplanted a long time ago by the Lion King, the Disney Princesses, Frozen, etc.

They can rework the Rockin' Rollercoaster at Disney World, if they haven't already.

Look not at the sand in the top and think of how little you have left to live; look instead at the sand at the bottom and how much you have lived so thoroughly.

Singing guitars need no words…

Nah. They never caught him. He finally just made it home.

You're using Brenda Leigh as your avatar? I think I wuv you!

"…Let me rock your cradle,
Let me light a fire from your spark!"

This won't make you feel any younger — Stevie Nicks just turned 69.

If he was, he'd just steal the rip off the torrents.

That isn't every showing between noon and 10pm on the weekends?

Good to see Udo Dirkschneider's still around, though.

Well, we have Tampax and Midol to ourselves, too; are they looking for an "in" on them, too?

D.C. = shit movies.

…and with that, Gregg Allman died.

I guess seeing WW with an all-female audience could be seen as empowering to some women. Or lame. I have a hard time finding it "discriminatory," though, to anyone (except maybe to Black Widow, for whom we should be on the second movie), simply because no one's saying men don't have the right to see the movie.

No. Toys R Us HQ had gone out and hired a bunch of former RS execs when I worked there (and KB Toys, and Saks, and FAO Schwartz execs, who all got canned when their stores went into bankruptcy and were sold), and the folks from RS all said their strategies were successful but the goddamn internet was interrupting…

Yeah, pretty much!