Knowledge, man…how does that work?

He should get back to all the people trying to ambush him with these questions or empower an assistant to do so.

So I presume striking up an idle conversation at the urinal is unwelcome, as well?

ONE Democratic senator says she sees no collusion and that's supposed to make Trump right? That's not a standard of proof.

Seriously, just stand out in the open and say that the administration has no comment at this moment. Why hide in the fucking bushes?

Don't feed the troll, Kate; just block him!

Or teachers.

Righteous anger, my friend, self-righteous anger.

The video clip of DeVos being turned away from the D.C. school set to the audio of the Red Army teaming leaving the ice at the Spectrum after the Flyers put on the foil is one of the best things I've ever seen.

Notre Dame's in a conservative part of Indiana and Pence was raised Catholic, so it's kind of a wash.

You might have an argument if black students were never denied enrollment at a college based solely upon their race.

The sad part is that graduation ceremonies are, in large part, for the parents/grandparents/family members who helped get the student through school, and their big day was partially ruined by some shrill white rich bitch calling a HBCU an "originator of school choice."

Maybe the speaker should respect the graduates who don't want her speaking at their commencement.

The Ghost of Homicide: Life On The Street Past taps you on the shoulder to remind you that one-hour cop dramas find Friday nights difficult, too.

And no cable?

Yeah, the correct term is "eco-friendly." Didn't you get the updated edition of the Great Liberal Vocabulary Book?

He can go blame it on the time he spent in the can for drug distribution.

Who ever thinks they're going to get caught?

Cindy might get indicted for perjury, though.

Stupid Confederate Nazi KKK racist motherfucker, to be exact.