The reboot no one asked for…

This is a pretty overt use of federal resources to silence a critic. I thought they would have had the IRS audit the last 15 years of his life first.

It was his! his! his!

I read a book on it for a class — the lawyers got most of it.

Yeah, cause I'm sure when people try to steal your shit right out from under you in a public place, you just sit there and say, "here you go."

You don't. You're supposed to put the baby on the floor, between your feet. I remember watching an episode of Air Disasters where the plane was crashing and a flight attendant had the mother do just that. The mother survived, but the baby did not. At the memorial service for the crash victims who died, the mother…

People still eat these bar thingies? I thought this whole meal-replacement-bars-are-healthy theory had been debunked about five years ago.

Oh no, they're aware — aware that out several thousand dollars and the opportunity to potentially fuck an Instagram model in a villa after a Blink-182 concert.

"Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny-starver from the Wisconsin subsidiary of Koch Industries…" — Charles P. Pierce, esquire.com

Right, but *they* voted for it and therefore, they're not the problem anymore.

Dude, before ACA, when I was dying in a coma and my insurance ran out, I didn't qualify for Medicaid.

Because Anthem, Cigna, Aetna, etc. are all traded on the Stock Exchange and have made investors a fuckton of money, that's why. It's always about the money.

That's so cute, that you think Democrats are organized!

The real Cookie Monster believes in single-payer.

So call other Congressmen that voted for his! Even if they don't represent your area, they still work for you!

You can lead the absolute fuck out of a horse/town/party/nation, but damn if you can't keep your party from undercutting your leadership. (From experience.)

Notice how he doesn't mention the Social Security death benefits his mother received when his dad died that kept him fed and clothed as a teenager…

Yes, it has, and no, you don't.

It's not about it passing. It's about them saying they voted *for* it and then ultimately passing off responsibility to the Senate (and off their plate).

They think that's better healthcare for them, because all those sick, poor people will be waiting eight months for the free clinic.