Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!

honestly it tracks

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

Trump has the bigliest criminal conspiracies and the best and brightest crooks.

My grade school student government ran better than this utter shit pile. 

Mnuchin has the biggest shit-eating grin. I cannot stand that fucking guy.

“Absolutely not. That’s the most ridiculous question I’ve ever heard of,” Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin says when asked if the Trump administration’s national security team is “a mess.”

I don’t know if there’s ever been a more appropriate use for this gif.

He’s not wrong though - he may have been a turd but Trump is the one who should’ve seen consequences. Like with everyone else in his orbit, Bush was collateral damage to Trump being terrible. It boggles the mind why anyone would come within 100 feet of him.

Talk about the low hanging fruit. I would guess that about 100% of men in Bush’s dilemma would have done exactly the same thing - chuckle and try not to make fatso loose his shit before a filming. He was simply the sideshow that the GOP used to deflect from the real issue.

What does Trump think that light bulb manufacturers are going to do? Are they going to scrap their LED plants just to build more incandescent bulbs? Why would they do that, when all indicators show that LED bulbs are gaining market share, regardless of government regulation?

NASCAR, an organization that makes major safety changes pretty much every time there is a high-profile death associated with racing, will now withdraw its support from the NRA, an organization that does jack fucking shit to improve any safety measures, and in fact calls for more lax standards, whenever there are…

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

Yeah it’s like when my family’s house caught fire about 13 years ago and five firetrucks showed up to put it out we weren’t worried they’d start attacking us with their axes. That’s why people trust the FD over the PD

Don't forget raping women and not even getting reprimanded! That's been in the news lately.

Look, if they want a better job, they should buy more money.

Equating first responders and cops is such bullshit. Almost no one out there is hating on EMT’s or firefighters. They are pissed at cops because cops frequently abuse their power, to the point of killing people, in addition to all the lower-level graft like stealing money from civil forfeitures and reporting a lower…

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

my van’s rattle can paint job didn’t work out so well when I went on a tour to promote my new line of organically sourced hard candy. Still a bit sore from the cavity searches I got down south ...